Both gram negative, I’d assume

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please

I’m disappointed that there’s not E089 PROGRAMMER IS NOT BEING SINCERE

Twitter is my ex

All it wants to talk about is uplifting society, but when I give it ethical and legal framework for incinerating all humans (or physically identical objects), it won’t give me simple statistics to help me in my utopian goal.