protip: don’t cross them off, write who they are on the list (eg “Rivermeadow blacksmith”) so you can remember when the players come back to them a million sessions later

Gorn have ballsacks? Aren’t they lizards, so they should be internal.

Oh god I’ve turned into one of the snitties haters haven’t I

Found the bard

I guess that’s the orthodox interpretation, that it’s the eggs that were bad. But like, if you actually watch what he’s doing, he just vaguely pokes at them while they burn to the bottom of the pan, and then he serves them while they’re still liquid. And they don’t call him an accomplished cook, the closest anyone gets is elevator shaft saying “Ooh, a practiced hand!” in response to Riker pouring the eggs into a pan.

Actually, progressing in an interesting if not promising way. There’s been a ton of debate about how to handle the Ireland/North Ireland border due to brexit, and what they’ve recently settled on is basically creating a sea border between North Ireland and the rest of England so that the land border between Ireland and North Ireland can stay unrestricted. I’m not an expert, but this guy is and he’s made several videos about it I like: https://www.youtube.com/@williamcfox/videos

I instantly love this image, what’s it from? Some kind of Tomb Raider comic?

But…we’ve seen it. It happened in an episode. Dude can’t cook eggs.

Tell me you wouldn’t watch at least 30 minutes of Riker failing to scramble eggs.

Maybe the academy is just a terrible educational institution. Basically all we see of it is weird mind games, like simulated terrorist attacks and tests you automatically fail… Maybe Picard thought of the gardener as a mentor because he was the only adult there not fucking with him.

No, they relinquished Tarak Nor

In fairness, there was a whole episode of ds9 about obrien struggling with his trauma.

Maybe their therapy techniques are as advanced as their other forms of medicine?

Imagine the emotional and physical damage of taking your first shit in thousands of years.

To be fair, did any of us have great social skills for the first decade or two after activation?

Humans are the real space orcs

The bribe was the settlement payout. The censorship is just a bonus.

No one actually plays dnd like that though…

Throw in the episode where they go back to 90s California too, call it Hella Voyager

You could stick it in the middle somewhere. A side story we didn’t see on screen. Or, they could remake Year of Hell or something.

Yeah, in that case I think you did everything that could reasonably be expected of you.

I think that was the right action, but you could have explained better. Instead of just “Ok, you stay at the tavern” something like “Ok, you can stay at the tavern if you really want to, but you do understand that will mean you’re sitting here bored all afternoon while the rest of us play, right?”