cheers didn’t pop up for me when I checked I’ll delete the post

That’s what I’m supposed to be using at work I’ve been printing code off and faxing it to HR

Encrypted drives and yubi keys

Use molecular wiggles mw

-Oh it’s the British way

Serves them right for not being friends with Geoff

You better start believing in Scandinavian single origin coffee realities, you’re in one

It’s your funeral

"Today"is a Friday before public holidays

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But I am right

• Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.

• Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.

• Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”

• Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.

• The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”

• Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”

• The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”

• Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”

• Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”

• The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”

• Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”

• Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”

Grew up in the era there were definitely chavs it wasn’t a class thing either as a lot of them tended to be role-playing middle class kids who wanted to look hard as usual.

Walking through local shops and being challenged about which part of town you lived in or getting called a “greebo” all a day in the life of the era.

If they used more than about 2 coats of paint it prob wouldn’t have been an issue.

Like backend Nintendo no it’s not at fun as it sounds

Yeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch

Dex & Char go brrrrr

Sorry that’s not confetti it’s condom wrappers for my magnum dong.

They do like 14 hour shifts you’d have sweaty boobs too

<:'O I’m outraged by this flagrant oppression from the smooth brow community

I’ve had too many “explain the facts with sources for this joke you made” recently. Like only the last month it’s a weird shift.