Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!
Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!
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Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the real solution. Eject rotors, then eject pilots. I think fighter jets basically do the same: eject canopy, then seat.
Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.
Narrator: they won’t.
Well that, and the politics.
She’s represented by black pixels.
Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.
Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!
Always irked me, the term “trickle down”. It implies the masses are only deserving of whatever slips through from the ceiling above…
“Look, kids! This slow drip from the ceiling under this lake has created a small puddle. In thousands of years from now, this puddle will be much larger. Possibly a pond! Imagine that, a pond!”
“But you said there’s a lake above us?”
“That’s a private lake. Trespassers will be shot.”
We’re meant to live in groups of like 50 or something, and trusting elders made sense because their survival was tied to the survival of everyone in the group.
Now we’re in groups of millions and still believing what people of authority have to say because “why would they lead us astray? Surely their survival depends on our ability to thrive, too? Right? Guys?”
This is all a red herring. Our SUV’s, stupid as they may be, are statistically barely relevant compared to effects of corporate greed and pollution on the rest of us. Point the blame where it belongs: at the ruling class for having the knowledge and means to have avoided all of this, but chose not to.
Just a child sex enthusiast, I guess?
Samesies.
It killed my motivation to read anything further about that world.
Came to the comments for this 👍
This guy fences and / or thieves.
But we aren’t intelligent without human training, either…
Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.