Step 1 delete your X account.

Mickey Mouse with elephantiasis

The last seasons of Lost and Game of Thrones

Nancy, still the best

~25 billion in funding and they need my phone…

The third movie was rewritten so many times, just be happy it ever came out so Fincher could later make good movies

“Game over man, game over!”

The ability to commit a crime is now a crime. Sounds like more USA grade propaganda.

Being an actual cannibal is expensive. But really, Spez eats people.

Shock Corridor - https://boxd.it/1vGI Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - https://boxd.it/2aBO Eyes Without a Face - https://boxd.it/1j9i

Why do you think anything primarily male would be a fetish?

Prostate cancer, you’re next

It worked for Twitter, right…. Right…?

Tesla already has the highest accident risk, are they trying to increase their lead?

In other news: stop using Netscape

But she doesn’t blast it on her speakers because it isn’t funny

I read somewhere that Reddit cannot advertise on its sexually explicit subs, so I use Reddit exclusively for smut. Lemmy for all my non-smut needs

I haven’t seen a single homophobic or transphobic post or comment yet. *knock on wood

Theoldreader

Same reason we did in ancient times, aggregating content