Drop names immediately please.

Ya, but it’s REALLY important to that person that YOU know that they are morally superior to you.

What kind of art do you do?

I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We’re in talk to be bought out by Google right now.

The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

They can only do that for about half of one body length though. It’s not really a run, so much as a spring forward to surprise something with their murder mouth, and then pull it back into the water.

Oooo, ya, sorry, ya. We were looking for ‘Obliterated’…soooo ya.

Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?

Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don’t know if they did.

That’s actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It’s not actually clear from the context.

Technically, it would be ‘vaginal fluid’ or ‘vaginal excretion’

Sir and/or madam, please calm your tits.

My cousin signed up for a YouTube Premium trial, then, not 4 months later, BOOM! Testicular cancer.

No. It was his Johnson.

How about this one: ‘Useless doesn’t mean valueless’

Thoughts?

What did you do?