The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.

If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.

But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.

Same here. It’s been reasonably effective too.

But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

I can read the numbers just fine but I can’t read any of the names. Weird.

Is the kitty on the left a turkish van kitty?

Fuck. That. Noise.

Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

Sophia can judge all she wants <3

He spends much of the day sleeping upstairs. When I come in the front door, I frequently hear a thud as he leaps down from wherever he was napping, then the sound of him sprinting while meowing, then I see him slide a bit when he gets to the bottom of the stairs & the uncarpeted floor, then he sprints over to me demanding all the pets and scratches and love I can possibly give. Naturally, I’m happy to oblige him

Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters

If kitty wants a friend with her who am I to disagree?

Financial advisor Dave Ramsey Snow

His advice on living within your means usually includes gratuitous torture porn. Yet he always forgets plot armor won’t protect you from financial mistakes.

If he kept his boot bands on then he’s still straight

Is Steve a turkish van kitty?

it’s a run-of-the-mill stinky person, plain and simple…

Bingo. Some people are just stinky jerks who care nothing for cleanliness or hygiene.

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4 out of 5 doctors prefer Lucky Strike cigarettes