I recall an American boy that was indicted by Australia for making long-distance prank phonecalls. Australia wanted to give the kid a booting and relations between the US and Australia have never fully recovered.

He’s ready for his coffin

I’ll need to see her long-form birth certificate

https://youtu.be/OVpzGKNi9FI?t=2m1s

They want you to use the term “Jewish people” instead of “Jews”

I need supplemental oxygen at less than 1 fathom under water, if I stay there long enough…

Me too

It’s ok. It was a really short rant.

Death by snu snu

Are you sick of vandals? Or sick of life?