*splash*

*crickets*

*gentle ocean surf*

*clink of mojito glasses*

*drowning laptop noises*

Everything about the picture passes the sniff test, except the vibe. I think it’s slop.

Threw my back out while unloading the dishwasher, while listening to quietly playing triphop, and wearing my comfy cardigan.

Well, the King’s word is law, and the King rules with an iron hand.

I would like to experience more artistic works, but after two strokes, my right hand is nearly useless.

Miss me with your ableist bullshit.

Maybe they shouldn’t have tried building that line, killing journalists and paying hush money (which worked badly enough that I, a random Cascadian citizen, know about these crimes)?

No!

GHOSTED BY THE VAMPIRE

Donut County was so good, so perfect.

He got the ol’ dicktwist.

Last night I ate two bowls of knock-off cinnamon crunch at 23 o’clock, simply because I hadn’t had cereal in a while. My parents would have sure been like “why? Just wait for breakfast.”

I’m 40.

I’m gonna sit back and crack a cold one* with the boys**.

*not experience that

**linux

Sorry Windows, not going back.

Hi! I have had two strokes and the mobility issues that come from that. There’s a story mode with greatly increased timing windows that helped a lot.

You need to play this.

It is profound.

“Yo tiny six-year-old Danekrae, one day you’re gonna encounter parts of stuff and you’re gonna need to describe it in words. Also what happens if some bully takes ‘some’ of your candy bar? How are you gonna tell the teacher how bad you got robbed?”

Shiiiit, that’s basically Wild Arms or possibly Shadow Hearts, good job.

Nah, I wanted to hear more about the American cartoon.

You’re not done with this thought and you know it.

But! Imaginary number go up! Line go up!

I don’t think anyone would vote for a tired, disabled trans woman with two strokes and two jobs, who has nothing more than an associates degree.

But I will do what I can.