Mine is the least interesting username on this site.

Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

Cat.

I mean, kitty is perfect in all things.

Asterisk: directly on the human’s mouth.

Honestly? Cape Meares and Garibaldi. Not far from home.

Most places in my childhood and past are illegal for me to travel to in this form.

I’m an idiot and got him confused with MITM0, I’m sorry.

Goddammit, I got you confused with MITM0. My apologies.

You’re the one who posted the fake fitgirl repack screenshot, instead of doing honest advertising (which, admittedly, you’re doing now, so good on you, I suppose).

But don’t go pulling my personal info from other communities about sensitive people. :/

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4,000 weeks is what you get. Spend ‘em doing what you love. If you don’t love it, pick something different.

I’m surprised people just scraped the sarcastic frosting off this cake and just ate it like a sad little honesty cake, bereft of anything good.

I have a bluetooth headset embedded to my skull and I listen to music basically constantly, my Steam Deck goes where I go, and unfortunately, I steal my television on the internets cause I can’t stand advertisements. (And, uhh… playing an instrument is out of the question for me, cause I’ve survived a couple of strokes and manual dexterity and a sense of rhythm are things best left for other people.)

Most of the time I’m writing or taking pictures though. I’ve got a portfolio that I’m building that spans twenty years!

But I should clarify: I am nowhere near anything like what I’ve presented above.

I am almost 40 though.

I’m 40, and I enjoy doing my taxes, choosing colors of paint, and reading the business section of the newspaper. I don’t listen to music or watch television or play video games.

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Rigor without curiosity is just judging Olympic gymnastics.

With a helpful reminder in parenthesis that they mean flamingo the bird, as opposed to the casino, which doesn’t have any feet.

I searched for “moof” but I don’t know what color that is.

I care and I think it’s neat! Show pictures!

Fake: anon has a good relationship with his mom

Gay: anon has… friends? This one’s a bit of a stretch.