Empire State Building if I remember my Percy Jackson correctly
Empire State Building if I remember my Percy Jackson correctly
Eating mangoes while stoned
Decades in the future people only know Donald Trump as “the guy who’s a jerk according to the Morning Pledge”
Being able to make genuine social connections in the flesh
Back when I was an extremely earnest 14-year-old I wanted to replace it with Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot speech, but honestly that’s probably too long and I don’t think forcing 5-year-olds to recite something they won’t even understand is a good way to instill anything worth instilling.
Make them live in Downton Abbey
Party was cancelled because my grandpa died
I make them
This might be the one thing gen ai is useful for besides shitposting
The Forgetting Room by Seeming
FUCKING TOPH FROM ATLA
We got wind from the hurricane all the way in Chicago. I don’t like what that could mean for us in another decade.
I don’t think that’s feasible for a single person
Haven’t blocked anyone on Lemmy. Block people on Twitter when a raging bigot is put on my For You. Block people on Tumblr when a raging bigot shows up in my notes or if I see someone post a reader insert fic.
Giving birth is a capital crime, because you’re bringing someone who will one day die into the world
Feels like most things are lately
😔 Shame, or a way to portray joking sadness. “They were a male anglerfish 😔”
Skill issue
The reason John Mulaney got divorced was that after getting off cocaine he realized that he did actually want kids but Anna didn’t