troybot [he/him]

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Wicconana forever

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

Can u get pregante…?

What’s next? Horse dancing?

Not sure what OP’s reasonings are, but the brand is owned by Coca-Cola, which has ties with Israel and operates a bottling factory in the occupied West Bank.

My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.

The plan: turn this website into the world’s first parody cybersecurity platform

Already exists, the Hyundai IONIQ 5N, and it looks really fun.

Lightning bolt!

To learn more about this Google “airplane rule 34”

Ah so that’s why Victreebel is a poison type

Carpenter bees are definitely boring

There’d be no way of knowing

There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.

I asked it to write a Seinfeld episode about the product I was viewing, Trojan condoms. It writes a cautionary tale for me where Elaine is warning everyone not to buy them because the condoms are defective.