This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is

I heard cheetahs aren’t technically big cats because they can’t roar

Then get on the floor

Nice try druid

Those dudes are lost in the sauce. Nobody should be using big endian these days

This better be about the most obscure thing ever

I think I used Facebook from about 2006 to 20… 2016? I dunno. It was never good. Never used Instagram. I don’t want to see other people’s selfies if I don’t know them

If the courts cared for the rights of people they would subpoena code routinely

We can’t be ruled by black boxes that serve people who hate us. It has to end

Twitter could not be federated, Bluesky could be but only at massive cost, so it probably won’t be

The time needed for key derivation aka key stretching may be a factor, but also in the BFU state I think apps don’t run and you don’t get notifications, since most of the files are still locked

I double check my writing because there are some “errors” that don’t matter (I stopped caring about “me” versus “I”) and then there are some errors that silently cause me to misinterpret the message

Like as an analogy if I ask how much milk is left in the carton in the fridge

• “haf” I know you mean half, no big deal
• “three” I know you didn’t read my question, frustrating but not the worst thing
• “full” but actually it was full three days ago when you last checked and this is stale information, and so I don’t buy another carton, then we’re out of milk because of a miscommunication

You know?

That would be interesting. I wonder if anyone’s done stylometry on those posts

The chatbot said 3.6 Roentgen is just fine and the core cannot have exploded, maybe we heard a truck driving by

Hi ops Dad

C++ good? Shiggity diggity

Mistress has failed more times than the student has had chances

Yes even in parking lots and driveways, except sometimes when I’m pulling into a double turn lane and I don’t want people to think I’m changing lanes

Nah copyright is useful for free software. Patents, we could probably live without patents

Trademark is also useful. I don’t want Tyson making fake vegan hot dogs

Worst one in the thread lol get outta here

This might be big brained