Is there a word for when something is both cute and terrifying?

We need guillotines.

What stage are you at?

This reminds me of a scene in either The Abyss or Sphere. Or both.

Hey there sugar dick.

I’m sober and didn’t sense sarcasm. I don’t think it’s you.

We’re on the internet

Speak for yourself

pickle rick

It’s the secret sauce, called unnecessary frameworks and user analytics modules.

pebis

The appropriate response to “I have nothing to hide” is to start rattling off embarrassing stuff about that person.

You ever put food for later in there?

I doubt this person knows what her photos are being used for.

Woah, come on. I doubt anyone is doing that to them. She’s just looking for friends, I believe.

She probably sensed my rizz.

That I have pee pee dribbles on my pants, after walking out of a work or public restroom. It’s not even that I’m afraid I actually have pee pee dribbles, but that when I washed my hands, water drops got on or around my crotchal region, and people will believe it’s pee pee.

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You aren’t invited on the quest.

The scientists probably chose one gender as a form of scientific control of the study. I’m sure anyone is welcome to quest for the grail. God wills it!