Hey. You’re describing me.

TL;DR: NAMBLA, it sucked.

Say what ?!? Is this real ?

Santé !

I love you. That’s exactly what I was looking for. Long live Hevilix !

You should watch the movie Idiocraty.

Cool ! People will be able to comfortably use their phone while driving now.

“Cures for cancers” then

Sir, this is a certified dad joke here.

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

I’ll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

That thing is rock solid, it’s nearly magical.