I’m used to ads because i actually go outside and see the light of day.

i thought linux users would be smart enough to know what ads are and their first thought would be to right-click and choose “remove”, instead of opening it

guess i overestimated them a little

when your code showers more than you (stinky)

lints that underline unused vars as errors, and not notes or warns are the worst lints…

why is this so true,

for the love of god, for the past 27 years it’s been ctrl-shift-esc (since like NT 4.0), while ctrl-alt-del opens up the security menu thing. I can’t believe I’m saying this…

i thought programmers liked doing things faster

why would you use a synthesized picture for this meme? Couldn’t you just pick a random, even a lame image from google? You had to make it nonsensical, lifeless and discomforting