No seriously I always install Ubuntu on work machines and they got more breakage in the past couple of years than my arch machine.

Wdym I can find all manner of dangerous shit by googling for five minutes

I’m a theoretical physicist and I can predict most dropped objects will fall to the floor

You know the company and the users are completely divorced when you read something like that. Redditors have spent years telling each other that awards are useless and a waste of money - then the admins touch it and everybody flips their lid. I for one am glad I’m no longer part of that toxic relationship.