• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I have taught my kids to communicate with me solely via email, or via their lawyers.

    The secret ingredient is unchecked alcoholism and rampant psychological abuse.

    (/s, I don’t even have kids)

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      I have taught my kids to communicate with me entirely in Morse code via blinking.

      It’s perfect as it’s nigh impossible to be interrupted, and back-talk doesn’t matter because they look too stupid to even get upset about.