One day you released the latch on your 5-1/4 floppy drive and removed the Prince of Persia diskette for the last time and didn’t realise.

I’m always nervous when the doctor brings out the rectal dilator case

“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”

The void calls ceaselessly, child.

Buying something hot

Your mum?

Fuck this thread

Fanny blaster

Only one way to find out

No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”

Australia no joke a pint is about $14 and a cocktail is about $20.

I’m waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.

Why would libs put it there in the first place?

Just… ICE

Whoops, long term studies show it turns the host into a zombie after 4 years.

Original or hot n spicy?

Pooping without your phone

Butt wait, there’s more!

My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction

Neuron status: Activated