• Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    3 days ago

    Food $200 Rent $800 Gorilla couch $10 000

    Someone help me budget this.

    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      That’s easy. Let’s assume you take home 18,000 a month. To get the couch, cut your food budget in half and skip rent for 1 month.

      Using the extra $900 to hire a moving company to get the couch in.

      Next month, you going to face late fees Again, cut the food budget in half, and use the $900 for rent.

      Repeat for matching Tiger and Panther couches.

      If your landlord complains about the late and unpaid rent, just remind them its all for the couches. They’ll understand and leave you alone. That being said, be sure to place the couches so one can be easily moved in front the door whenever you’re there.