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    3 days ago

    You mean like “falling into a single rusty nail is the leading caused of tetanus of the eye? But only a leading cause of loosing an eye?” Scientists, though, have proven that falling right on a rusty nail pointing perfectly upwards with its pointy side straight into the eye is 100% effective at inducing eye removal surgery.