• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

    We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

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      You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it’s difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

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      I wouldn’t say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn’t come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called “Poking the Prostate” it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

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        Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

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      My record is almost 8 hours friend.

      You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don’t because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn’t really worth it.

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      Dunno bro, you don’t necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.

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        I’m just saying that I’ve been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I’ve heard from some of the lesbians I know, I’d expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn’t check out for dudes.

        Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.