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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him

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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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    I think it’s likely he does genetic screening or even gene editing for his offspring. This would align with his other futuristic and transhumanist ideas.

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      If he’s editing their genes why do they all still have his ugly mug?

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      Also women don’t want to have sex with him.

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        I’m sure he could find some if he paid them enough.

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