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It depends.
Are you:
A. a rich person that have a lot of money ready to be invested in another country?
B. a “skilled worker”?
C. have close relatives in the target country to sponsor you?
D. be able to marry someone of another country? (EU allows same-sex marriage, you have… options… 😉)
E. have a claim to citizenship via jus sanguinis?
Otherwise, I’m sorry, you’re stuck in here. 👀
I think I have a claim of jus sanguinis, but its People’s Republic of China… so nah I’ll pass.
I understood what jus sanguinis meant from context but oh my god does that sound gross. I never knew it was called that.
It makes me think of like a drippy blue rare stake which like, delicious, but also not how I’d want to claim my heritage.
Fine, male mail order bride it is. No kiss on mouth!