If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee · 1 day ago

the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 4 minutes ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

steeznson@lemmy.world · 5 minutes ago

I’d piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 32 minutes ago

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 54 minutes ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world · 37 minutes ago

Doxxed by H3?

a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world · edit-2 1 hour ago

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee · 3 hours ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

Binette@lemmy.ml · 3 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 5 hours ago

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 hour ago

hitstun@fedia.io · 3 hours ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

notthatcreative@lemm.ee · 3 hours ago

Meh…

curry@programming.dev · 3 hours ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

Calcifer@eviltoast.org · 5 hours ago

My flame will be extinguished.

surph_ninja@lemmy.world · edit-2 4 hours ago

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

UncleJesus@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

I don’t think its widely used anymore

CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 5 hours ago

Mine is pretty obvious.