The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1666arrow-down17
arrow-up1659arrow-down1imageI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down3·9 months agoThis is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving. Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoHey that tree doesn’t deserve that
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoBut what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoI just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds
This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that
But what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds