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minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·8 days agoWait a minute, I have a plan: DC is a Federal Jurisdiction. There is no State that can also prosecute you. So, I go rob a bank in DC, then buy a pardon with the money I just got. Profit? 🤔 checks my skin color fuck nvm
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days ago I go rob a bank What? There’s nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays. If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.
minus-squaregex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoAlso make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud
Wait a minute, I have a plan:
DC is a Federal Jurisdiction. There is no State that can also prosecute you.
So, I go rob a bank in DC, then buy a pardon with the money I just got.
Profit?
🤔
checks my skin color
fuck nvm
What? There’s nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays.
If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.
Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud