PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTHE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1665arrow-down111
arrow-up1654arrow-down1imageTHE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down7·2 months agoNope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·2 months agoHave you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoIt’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoYou’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
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minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand. And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoYou mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 months agoCheck the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWhat if my kids are not female?
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThen check for spandex.
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
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I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
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You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
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[pug noise]
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.