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minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·12 days agoAnd it’s required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?
minus-squarearin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·12 days agoYou’re on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·12 days agoAt least I’m not on the Epstein list.
minus-squarearin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoOddly enough that’s leadership material in 21st century
minus-squarestarman2112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 days agoHonestly if you aren’t being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you’re boring
minus-squarestoly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·12 days agoSadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.
minus-squareJohanno@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoYou have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to
And it’s required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?
You’re on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither
At least I’m not on the Epstein list.
Oddly enough that’s leadership material in 21st century
Honestly if you aren’t being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you’re boring
Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.
You have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to
I’d just write “none”