Ah, so THAT was the function on the pyramids

That doesn’t seem right, but I don’t know enough about ancient Egyptian burial customs to dispute it.

It’s why the sphinx has no nose. He ignored the no running sign.

I guess that explains the inspiration behind surf_egypt.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my water slides, ye Mighty, and despair!”