Architect:
“I know you can’t see it from ground level, but trust me, in 400 years, people will be able to fly machines over the top of this and they’ll look down from the air and see it looks like a knob and it’ll be hilarious”
Nah, I think they were just telling their enemies to suck their entire dick and balls.
The phallic shape of Tolukko is more likely a function of the immediate topography than anything else.
Glad Wikipedia noticed too
There’s a little head and everything, come on.
Oh it was erected alright.
Johnson! That castle has a
Wang! Are you paying attention?
It has a long smooth shaft complete with
2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous–
Sausage! Get your hot sausage! Hey, that thing in the sky looks like a huge…
Pecker! Wait, that’s not a woodpecker, it looks more like…
Penis.
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What could they have possibly said in a series of dick jokes?
Something about Dick Cheyenne dying, is my bet!
Ill be honest I fucked up the quote train so I deleted it out of shame. It’s funnier this way now.
Sorry sir, just that castle looks exactly like a
Pecker! Yep, a Pileated Woodpecker! Hey that fort looks like a huge…
The tent is pitched, But that seems to be a giant…
Woody! Woody Harrelson! Can I have your autograph?
Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
That’s well more than 4 hours, should see a doctor for that priapism.
That fort looks powerful
Rock hard
So RCE was right. That is the strongest shape…
RCE = Real Civil Engineer on YT.
A classic cock and balley construction
r/theyknew
You invade us, put our heads on spikes, and start drawing dicks on the walls. Then you get onto the roof, and hear a joke about how ‘the soldiers defending this place were all nervous about sounding’ and you fucking kill yourself because you will never find anything so funny ever again.
My cousin comes in, disposes of your corpse and mine, and goes to sleep in the barracks.
Its not small, its a grower!
It’s bigger than my fort, tbh.
…haha, penis, haha…i’m actually laughing at this 14 minutes later…
This have so many layers…
