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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago

Save animals, push to prod

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago
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    • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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      When no one is QA, everyone becomes QA.

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    I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

    As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

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      Every company has a test environment. Some companies have production environments.

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    Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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      Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

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    So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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      Specifically on the customers

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        So testing on animals?

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      Which are animals.

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    Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

    /S

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      Wow four nines!

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      Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

      That’s almost ten!

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    Context dependent…

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      OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
      I wonder if its little problems have been fixed yet or are they still using the tried and tested (and failed testing with idk ~0.01%) formula.

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        Do you know there’s like 10 different major vaccines of which the major variants include dead virus, live modified virus, mRNA, sub-protein units, and at least one other tech?

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          Thanks to you, I do now.
          There seemed to be only 2 over here back when I was reading its news (oh and then a booster one that came later) and seemed like the more widely used ones were causing some blood clotting problems in some people.

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    so you do test on animals

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    Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

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    But we do have a QA department. I’ll leave it to the reader to decide if that’s humane or not.

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      As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

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    My laptop doesn’t have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

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    Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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      i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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        Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

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          i honestly don’t know, but there’s a slim chance i may run into him again at 39c3. in that case i’ll ask

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      I think it’s designed that way on purpose to not obscure what the objects are.

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      It could just be a simple layer mistake

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    I need this as a poster

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      I want a patch. Heck, I’d settle for a sticker.

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    I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

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    Relatable

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