• nomous@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Yeah, everyone would. PrimeCorp stock would go through the roof, not least of all because of their delicious nutrition bars. So much value would be delivered to the shareholders, can you imagine it!?

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      9 months ago

      Who gives a shit if I could walk again. I wouldn’t care who’s profiting off of it.

      This is frankly a ridiculous position.

      Let’s not allow people to walk as someone might make money. The horror.

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        9 months ago

        It’s not that serious, we’re just cracking jokes on the internet. Of course we’d all pick walking, even if we suddenly got an insatiable hunger for delicious, satisfying PrimeCorp nutrition bars. The nutrition bar with legs!