SAN FRANCISCO—In an astounding medical breakthrough for the brain microchip company, Neuralink researchers confirmed Wednesday that the first brain implant recipient had successfully performed depraved sexual acts on Elon Musk. “Although the patient is still recovering from the procedure, they are doing well and have…
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The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.
Open source firmware when?
Much later, unfortunately.
I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date
Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this