• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.

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          8 months ago

          You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

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            8 months ago

            &$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

            I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

            A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that… does that make me a bad fruit seller?”.

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    8 months ago

    The artist did a really good job, all of the characters look super cute. The would easily have got me

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    8 months ago

    There are days when they could probably drown me for a good game of Mario Kart.

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      8 months ago

      But how does it protect her breasts if they’re not greatly accentuated by the armor? Surely decades of fantasy artwork haven’t been lying to us.

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        8 months ago

        Not sure I’m getting your point but in my book, anyone can wear the suit of armour they want to Mario Kart night.

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            8 months ago

            I was even more confused by that, because I couldn’t even see the comment they were trying to reply to. I only saw it when I tried to read the post directly from lemmy.world.

            I think my instance must be filtering comments from lemmynsfw.com

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    8 months ago

    sometimes there’s nothing better than a 10 dollar costco pizza and a 9 dollar bottle of wine