Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn’s spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?
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Well TIL. But that’s not quite what OP described.
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I mean, if their pawn was in front of yours, then yes.
I’ll start. They took my queen and didn’t pay dowry.
They forked my queen in front of my king, so you got off lucky.
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i lost and she didnt dom me :c
Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don’t ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.
PS: We’d had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn’t unusual for her at the time.
The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.
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“I like horses”. Proceeds and takes one of my horse with one of their horses. I take their horse with my pawn. “Don’t fuck with my horsies” I get as a response.
Two-three turns later (this was 20 years ago, forgive me) I can check them by grabbing the same horse with a bishop.
“Why dont you like my horsies”? I get as a response
I proceeded to check mate two turns after that. It was a competition, I proceeded to the semifinals after this. I lost that semifinal due to a skillful check mate including a horse to lock it down. And the person from the previous game leaned over at the end turn saying " that is my backup horse"
I laughed my ass off and I’m not sure I could get of the check situation but fuck I lost my focus
This is glorious and worth the shit post.
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That’s some next level chess playing. We’ve only played it as a drinking game
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