https://lemmy.world/post/616615 there are great tips in that thread, I think you can Fina a way.
The OG Lemmy meme.
3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)
I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.
So to answer the question…breastmilk?
Delicious, nutritious, shitless
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I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.
And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.
Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon
Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.
What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.
Yeah, my hope was that more people would get the reference when I posted this.
We’re here, bud.
You done good work
Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.
Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.
You’re trolling, right? RIGHT!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!
He’s not and btw the proper name for this used in German is “Misere” which is originally Latin meaning “have mercy” but the word is also used to just described something as a really bad situation.
Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.
this guy shits
The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.
this guy humans
So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?
Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?
Just use the lobby bathrooms at the hotel. If he loves you he’ll understand and be thankful.
Source: have done this myself
Y’all ladies need to read Everybody Poops if you think you need to sneak off to lobby bathrooms.
No. If I have to hide my poop he doesn’t really love me
That’s the way.
This is the strat
This is the best option. Go “ask for an extra towel”. "
Opiates. Often and overly.
DO NOT MISS A DOSE!
Sugar free Haribo gummy bears, never mind that’s the opposite.
Well once you’ve finished you’ll be so cleared out that you’ll have a waste deficit.
Idk if you can get them anymore after all the ruckus.
Olestra Pringles. Damn you Pringles, the “once you pop you can’t stop” happens twice!
I couldn’t make it past three days. The pain was excruciating. Do not recommend. And what I left in the toilet that final day…it wasn’t natural.
Did it break the seal of the water?
No, but it was the size of a baby seal.
With facials scars and everything
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!
“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”
The solution is to not give a shit.
Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.
Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.
Girl just poop
Butt plug maybe?
She’s not practicing her chess. She should eat a wheel of brie everyday
Stick a pawn up your butt in a foreign country and become a queen? I’m not sure how chess comes into this?
As an experienced butt plug enjoyer, the plug will shoot out if you have enough stuff trying to exit your body. And if you have even SOME poo that really needs to come out, it will be SUPREMELY uncomfortable.
Also takes up some of that real estate.
But it’s free
And then do a Mexican Lawnmower
Jesus fucking Christ. Hesitated on my coffee after seeing this lol.
Everybody poops 2: that hole you’ve been fucking is full of shit.
