• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    6 months ago

    True, although I’m guessing "you can’t baptize someone in Gatorade’ would be something virtually all Christians would think.

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      6 months ago

      If my hasty checking is valid, there’s nothing in the Bible about holy water. There’s holding a baptism, but nothing about holy men blessing water to imbue it with the Holy Spirit.

      As such, I assume that any liquid blessed by a priest might be considered holy.

      Something something Godly Gatorade, Blessed Baja Blast etc.

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      6 months ago

      Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.