• SirSamuel@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1131·
    6 months ago

    Like, fatally stabbed? That’s a bit much

    But, you know, a flesh wound, a bit of an ouchy, something to make you think next time you open your goddamn mouth Kevin you ignorant waste of skin…

    Yeah I’d say that’s reasonable

      • weariedfae@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31·
        6 months ago

        Yeah but injuring the dude’s heart is way too far.

        The appropriately-scaled reaction is to stab a pen into their arm. Or maybe a fork to the thigh if it’s accessible and it happens when you’re eating.

        (J/k but like, barely)

        • SirSamuel@lemmy.worldEnglish
          301·
          6 months ago

          I think we can all agree that intentionally killing or maiming someone is a step too far. A little light stabbing in response to malicious cuntery is perfectly acceptable