You may or may not be aware of composer Aaron Copland. You’ve probably heard his work, or something inspired by it, at some point. In fact, if you remember the 90’s (edit: in the US) you most certainly know one of his works, from the Rodeo suite. Specifically “Hoe-down”. You just associate it with a particular food
Just past the 1 minute mark is where it gets real familiar
You have to go faster to get on top of the snow. Like a speedboat. Especially in a rear wheel drive vehicle. I recommend the Dodge Viper
(/jk, in case it wasn’t obvious)
All jokes aside, there’s a vast difference between driving slower in inclement weather and doing 10 mph in a 40, as the top commenter suggested. Now, was my original comment a bit of a shitpost? A little tongue-in-cheek? Sure!
At the end of the day, we just want to get home safe. But if conditions are bad enough to be doing 1/4 of the speed limit just to be safe? Stay home. People that drive that too slow in the snow are just as dangerous as those that drive too fast. And it’s not just ability, but equipment as well
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not out there tailgating people and passing, but I’m sure as hell wishing they’d piss off back home and let those that know how to drive get where they’re going
I don’t care what you think, and I’ll die on this ditch.
HILL! This… damnit
So you’re the dickweed out on the roads doing 10 mph in the snow.
Stay home
Some of us know how to drive in the snow
(Slow on ice is acceptable, but if it’s an ice storm, stay home anyway. No reason to wind up in a ditch because you wanted Twinkies)
Imagine being an animated skeleton.
Imagine that skeleton has a thin layer of nerves over the bones. You know, for touching things
Imagine being allergic to gluten
Imagine your bones itching because your asshole roommate gave you glutenous snacks
“tHeY’Ll jUsT FaLl rIgHt tHrOuGh”
That necromancer was a dick btw
Acht, nae fairies! Pictsies! Nae flitty flitty
Hehehe, I like your funny words, magic man
Isle 6, between the tchotchkes and the ramen.
But the best stuff is next door at the Ace Hardware. The ones by the Duracell batteries are best
‘Was there anything else on the dinner menu?’
‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’
‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot.
‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’
The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.
Can confirm, am depressed
Look on a bag of Doritos.
Do you see a list of ingredients and nutritional value? That’s because they are regulated by the FDA
Sweet! Imma make Mr Bones Wild Ride
Redo the meme? Like, in GIMP?
Pteppic and Ptraci are waiting beside Ptimothy
^GNU ^^Sir ^^^Pterry
I read that as entomologist for a second and was really confused
Figured it had something to do with fleas
It’s hyperbole, but inspired by this outfit
Mine was Padme dressing in BDSM gear around the incel monk with an obvious crush on her, and then saying he made her uncomfortable when he started creeping on her
Generally I think women should be able to wear what makes them feel pretty/empowered/safe without getting creeped on, but goddamn, read the room chica!
Also, “I hate sand”. Kenobi H Christ, it’s awkward
that she could use the force
Except she couldn’t. She was Force sensitive, but had no training and couldn’t “use” the Force. And he had no idea he had children until after ANH. If he felt any connection at all to Leia he could have easily dismissed it as knowing Bail during the Clone Wars and that her family connection to Bail.
My actual biggest issue is that Mara Jade isn’t canon
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner