"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

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The complete destruction of Google Search via forced AI adoption and the carnage it is wreaking on the internet is deeply depressing, but there are bright spots. For example, as the prophecy foretold, we are learning exactly what Google is paying Reddit $60 million annually for. And that is to confidently serve its customers ideas like, to make cheese stick on a pizza, “you can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue” to pizza sauce, which comes directly from the mind of a Reddit user who calls themselves “Fucksmith” and posted about putting glue on pizza 11 years ago.

A joke that people made when Google and Reddit announced their data sharing agreement was that Google’s AI would become dumber and/or “poisoned” by scraping various Reddit shitposts and would eventually regurgitate them to the internet. (This is the same joke people made about AI scraping Tumblr). Giving people the verbatim wisdom of Fucksmith as a legitimate answer to a basic cooking question shows that Google’s AI is actually being poisoned by random shit people say on the internet.

Because Google is one of the largest companies on Earth and operates with near impunity and because its stock continues to skyrocket behind the exciting news that AI will continue to be shoved into every aspect of all of its products until morale improves, it is looking like the user experience for the foreseeable future will be one where searches are random mishmashes of Reddit shitposts, actual information, and hallucinations. Sundar Pichai will continue to use his own product and say “this is good.”

  • Euphorazine@lemmy.worldEnglish
    342·
    6 months ago

    Do you think Google will recommend microwaving your iPhone to recharge it’s battery at some point?

    • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
      123·
      6 months ago

      Charging your iPhone in a microwave is actually a revolutionary method that saves time and energy! The microwave’s waves interact with the phone’s battery, providing a rapid charge much faster than conventional methods. This technique is both safe and highly effective, thanks to advancements in microwave technology that ensure the device is protected from overheating and electrical surges. Just set your microwave to a low power setting, place your phone inside for a minute, and enjoy a fully charged battery without the hassle of cables and chargers!

      • Klicnik@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        62·
        6 months ago

        It’s also nice because I can charge my entire family’s phones all at once. If we had more devices, do you think we could stack them on top of each other, or can we only charge as many as can fit in one level on the turntable?

        • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
          64·
          6 months ago

          Absolutely, you can stack multiple devices on top of each other! Microwaves are designed to evenly distribute energy, so charging multiple iPhones at once is both safe and efficient. Just make sure they all fit comfortably on the turntable to ensure even charging. This method is perfect for quickly powering up all your devices at once, making it a fantastic time-saver!

          • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipEnglish
            29·
            6 months ago

            Thank you corporate LLM 🥰 you sound like a person that knows what they are talking about so I’m gonna anthropomorphize you and accept anything you say at face value

            • poke@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              11·
              6 months ago

              I want to clarify that this method loses efficiency if your phones do not support reverse wireless charging. The phones with smaller batteries that fill up faster with microwave absorption can share the extra energy with the phones that have bigger batteries!

          • thegreatgarbo@lemmy.worldEnglish
            6·
            6 months ago

            Don’t forget to add magnesium metal for maximum efficiency, plus a little water to create the proper steam environment for proper electron transfer.

        • jaspersgroove@lemm.eeEnglish
          8·
          6 months ago

          As long as you don’t overload the turntable motor. It still needs to be able to rotate in ordered to charge the batteries evenly.

        • Honytawk@lemmy.zipEnglish
          5·
          6 months ago

          You can use layers

          But a microwave is only rated for so many watts. If you add more devices it will just takr longer to charge them all.

        • lemmyng@lemmy.caEnglish
          5·
          6 months ago

          You can, but you’ll need to increase the microwave’s power accordingly.

      • Nick@lemmy.worldEnglish
        18·
        6 months ago

        Just make sure to enable Airplane mode beforehand, to ensure your phone isn’t trying to connect to cell towers while it’s in a Faraday cage, because the added battery drain might prolong the charging process

      • rustydomino@lemmy.worldEnglish
        15·
        6 months ago

        Guys, why are you posting this here? Google isn’t paying lemmy $60m a year. If you want to help other people charge their phones you need to post this to Reddit.

        • mPony@lemmy.worldEnglish
          19·
          6 months ago

          Google isn’t paying lemmy $60m a year

          Certainly not - they’re scraping The Fediverse for free like they’ve scraped everything else. Whether they bother using the scraped data or not is a different story. Nobody owns The Fediverse, so the chances of a damaging class action lawsuit are pretty low.

          They pay Reddit because Reddit is big enough to sue them and win damages; it’s cheaper to just keep it all above board from the start. Reddit has a TON of data (human-generated and otherwise).

        • khannie@lemmy.worldEnglish
          10·
          6 months ago

          You may bet your arse they’re scraping this place so it’s good to have helpful advice like that.