• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      She just said general good luck. I believed her because I’m convinced she a witch or druid or some shit. She has this uncanny ability to know things she has no way of knowing. She’s also absolutely incredible with plants.

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        5 months ago

        Your grandma sounds hot

        /jk

        Sorry, didn’t mean to objectify her, I can just imagine her as a Druid growing some bitchin plants 😁

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          Lmao apparently she was hot when she was young. She isn’t blood related to me, so I didn’t inherit any cool plant powers from her. I’m actually terrible with plants, tbh. Great with ducks, though.