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    2 months ago

    Fires randomly into the ceiling

    Okay, let’s review: There was ONE Star Wars movie. One. And it was the greatest movie in the history of the universe.

    Everything else is just fan fiction tacked on by LucasDisneyCorpMagicProductionsRanch because the original movie was too perfect for this world, and had to be destroyed by all means necessary.

    You can take all that crap and GTFO. G’wan! Get!

    Oh - ah, leave the original Kenner action figures, though. Those are cool.

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        2 months ago

        Lucas wrote and barely got finished one SW movie.

        Then - later - much later, after everything blew up bigger than anyone imagined and the entire zeitgeist changed as a result, started telling people that “all along” it was this bigger story arc and he had such-and-so in mind the whole time.

        Bullshit.