Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:
- Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
- A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
- Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.
We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.
Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.
This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.
Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!
The set has to be “cat + multiple braincells”. They probably specified it’s a set because in case of oranges there’s only cat until it has it’s turn with the singular braincell.
Similar incident
Love the warning label on the box
Defend the fort!
You see nothing!
Was the package addressed to Abu Dhabi?
That cat does kind of look like Nermal
if I fits I sits
Bjorks “Hunter” keeps playing louder…
