“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.
Baldur’s Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s
I’ve always said that druids have the most horny potential.
I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.
Me too. The material component could be tricky, though!
She also has wings, making her immune to all melee attacks from non-flying creatures.
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