I was so excited for this movie until I saw him and knew it would be a dud

Check out “Dear Santa” if you like Jack

I’m not even joking when I say Nicholas Cage.

“Use the Force, Harry. Let go.” - Gandalf Picard

MATT. DAMON!

Only if it meant more toy sales, which was all Lucas cared about

A Frenchman playing a Scot and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian turned Spaniard. The oddest decision ever.

I mean,you can eat the birds or their eggs. To someone living in the pre-19th century, that’s a winning lottery ticket

Or your friend’s hot sister

No one ever watched that movie

Yes. He turned Willow into steampunk non-sense and killed all the characters from movie except the princess and Willow.

It’s like humans and wolves. Or humans and whales. Or humans and sharks. Or humans and humans. Damn humans, they ruin everything!

Thank you for your service.

He’s got the mind of a 4 year-old

Shadow Moon, the sequel to the movie Willow, written by Chris Claremont and George Lucas was hot shit. I couldn’t finish the 2nd book in the trilogy.

Old school, love it

That’s why you keep your boss dungeons cold.

They’ll go further, just wait

My back.

That’s a spoon