That’s ironic

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

Night of truffles will be the parody version

Wat

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point