Dad get off the internet!

Quomo would go on to lose the vote to Mamdani. By a lot.

“we respect your privacy, as such our whole website is unavailable in your region because the GDPR made our data gathering policies illegal and we’d rather cut you off than have to comply with the law.”

The new gym that opened near me doesn’t have one of these and I went “Oh come on!”

Those machines ought to know there’s no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

Or that Tumblr is Tumblr…

We need I Lik The Bred on here!

This isn’t a microblog post, this is a screenshot of Google maps.

Grocery shopping after 3pm…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4RWI-LbrE

Skim through, you’ll definitely have heard some of the melodies before in passing.

Checking voicemail?

Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed.

🎶 Don’t pay the Furby man

I spend time on google maps just browsing, learning where different places are in the world.

One time someone put a blurred out map showing their location and I knew exactly where they were.

I promise never to use this power for evil.

Get a lighter roast, roasting the beans kills the caffeine.

I don’t remember this episode of Deep Space Nine…

We are paying attention but we all feel like there’s nothing we can do to stop it so we try to numb the pain.

Those are pectorals.

Odd hill to die on but I’m kinda for it.

If you used ai for this, fuck you.

He admit it!