Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad

If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section

The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them

Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel

This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago

Good work everyone. I stay more with the stereo boolean variables, but the news about those lattices being free now is really great stuff. We really did something here

PowerGloveSoBad’s Mom: PowerGloveSoBad? It’s Mom. I was talking to Aunt Kathy and she said you charged her $50 to move that stuff in her attic. Call me back or I’m coming over.

Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?

“Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride”

“Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes”

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But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.

This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn’t include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it’s because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It’s not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don’t want that information distributed.

STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.

STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.

Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.

Happened to me this AM – had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today

Cannibalism

Legends foretold the day that someone would make it through the Cat Store self-checkout area

Hasn’t been the same since Activate Windows left the show or came back or stayed the same or whatever