TIL that Icelandic people are never allowed to leave.
No no, they are. But they’re not allowed to ever come back.
TIL Icelanders are horses.
It’s because if they go slightly South, they melt.
That’s it your going to Iceland
I’d love to! It seems a gorgeous country with lots of great people! I’ll just steer clear of a couple of the national “delicacies” on my way to the penis museum 😁
Not everyone can afford to leave their country
I know. I was making a joke.
Poverty isn’t anywhere near as bad in Iceland as in the US, though, so I’d guess that the vast majority could afford a trip abroad at least a couple of times during their lifetime 🤷
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Then steal it all and row it back to your homeland
They said Iceland, not Britain
I learned that hummingbirds are native to North America and they don’t have them in Europe. That made me sad for all of them over there.
Birds in the rest of the world actually bother to learn the lyrics.
Best we can do is hummingbird moths.
Europe doesn’t have Sunbirds either.
Quickly, I must think of a bird endemic to Europe to not feel left out
There you go: blue tit
You can see those anywhere you have a woman and a tourniquet.
Magpies absolutely beat mockingbirds, though. Dull brown mimics versus two-tone corvids.
hummingbirds can be found in south america too, not just north.
Wait, did Iceland actually fall for our prank? They believe snakes exist! Next they’ll start believing in Australia!
bro imagine actually thinking legless lizards could ever exist, makes no sense
I’m blind
Flat braille: the most useful thing since InAudible, my startup producing audiobooks for deaf people.
This is a joke but blind people have special braille keyboards to read the net. Someone could probably cook up some software ai to scan/identify images including text. Flat braille would just become readable braille
That’s really cool!
Come to Florida and I will show you beautiful things!
Meanwhile, you live in the land of the most beautiful homo sapiens on Earth. So you got that going for you.
Trade experiences and learn?
(Pssst… don’t go to Florida. It’s almost certainly a trap)
Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat
Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.
All the fuckin’ rodents are good, though.
I feel sorry for anyone who never gets to see a praying mantis in person. Coolest critter on the planet
Coolest critter on the planet
Idunno, penguins are pretty damn cool, pun intended…
I saw one just outside work last summer. Which is weird because they are not endemic to my region.
I released a few thousand a couple years in a row (got ooth, hatched them, there are just a lot of eggs in each) and would occasionally see the adult females around my property for a few years after (I’m not sure why the population never took hold, it should have and didn’t).
They are totally chill and will walk onto your hand pretty readily. They are also thrilled to be fed small insects from tweezers, and really like moth larva.
Yeah but Puffins
I will never see a hot spring I will never see a land of grass I will never see a volcano I will never see a glacier I will never see a puffin I will never see a lamb
I will never taste the sweat of a large gay man
That sounds like a personal choice
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
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[picture of depressed man looking away from the sky exploding in ribbons of ethereal color]
at least he can have all the accidental incest he wants
comes with living on a place that is still being birthed out of the planet’s interior
And travelling won’t help, anon is blind.
Judging from the photo they glued their eyes shut.
will see: volcano
Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures
Don’t be fooled by those hippy dippy nature shows. A feral train will kill you and everyone you love the moment your back is turned.
Scientists are still trying to figure out how they’re related to snakes.
Evolution
