I came here for a laugh. Sorry to disappoint

Perhaps not a popular approach, but I will simply watch less or not at all (mainly due to ads). There are other ways to entertain yourself. Throw away your TV!

Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S0ndZt4R_w

Sir Isaac Screwton

The article didn’t mention if any ransom was paid to the attackers or whether other casinos saw an increase in their revenues.

I wonder how much money gamblers saved as a result of the downtime.